Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
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Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.
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After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
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When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty
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Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest
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When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
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