To be in love is merely to be in a perpetual state of anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women
The allurement that women hold out to men is precisely the allurement that Cape Hatteras holds out to sailors: they are enormously dangerous and hence enormously fascinating
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses
Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.