We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit.-Colonel Ceeta
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Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.-Sergeant Schlock
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Maxim 6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
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When the enemy of my enemy is willing to use plasma weapons inside a hotel, I think I can do better than stupid aphorisms, General.-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn
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So you're a fellow mercenary, then. Does this mean you'll afford me some professional courtesy?Don't ask for that. All it means is that you might get to face the person who kills you... But only if it's convenient.-Elf, Glamour Assault Host
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Being a mercenary, though.. Hey, we just go wherever there's a mixture of money and trouble, and everyone in the galaxy is a potential customer. Even the people you're paid to shoot at?Well, yeah. There are customers we serve, and customers we service.-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn
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Maxim 10: Sometimes the only way out is through.. Through the hull.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
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What do you think? Overkill?I don't believe there is any such thing. But in this case, 'yes, overkill.'-Sergeant Schlock
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The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.-Sergeant Schlock
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Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
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Maxim 27: Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
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When I find the guy who torched that forest, I'm going to eat him. And I'm only going to half-cook him first.-Sergeant Schlock
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