Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs
James Dashner
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
funny humor random
Rose took my nose, I suppose, he repeated; the bubble of phlegm in his throat made a disgusting crackle. And it really blows.
funny humor humour
Yeah, you're a regular Mozart.. Well, except for the whole music thing.
funny music humour
I felt her absence. It was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. You wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone
absence need forgive loneliness sad gone day like broken alone mouth breakup you know want lonely sorry one run it waking the to mirror teeth
Thats called hypocrisy, you shuck face piece of -!
anger hypocrisy hypocrite
He didn't have a single clue what was going on with these two strangers, but every instinct told him Master George equaled good, Mistress Jane equaled bald- he blinked-uh, bad.
funny humor evil good
humorous
A loud boom exploded the air, making Thomas jump. It was followed by a horrible crunching, grinding sound. He stumbled backward, fell to the ground. He wouldn't have believed it if he hadn't seen it for himself. The enormous stone wall to the right of them seemed to defy every known law of physics as it slid along the ground, throwing sparks and dust as it moved, rock against rock. The crunching sound rattled his bones. He looked around at the other openings. On all four sides of the Glade, the right walls were moving toward the left, closing the gap of the Doors. Then one final boom rumbled across the Glade as all four Doors sealed shut for the night.
imagination
Just go with it', he thought. 'You won't figure out anything if you give in to fear'.
inspirational-quotes
Minho snickered and leaned back in his chair. Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.
sarcasm sunshine
Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that you're not trying to kill us anymore..
funny humor sci-fi mind-control sarcasm brain
He turned to look just in time to see the rain start falling out as if the storm had finally decided to weep with shame for what it had done to them.
rain storm
Thomas had a depressing - and scary - thought. 'Am I... Replacing someone? Did somebody get killed?'Minho shook his head. 'No, we're just training you - someone'll want a break. Don't worry, it's been a while since a Runner was killed.'For some reason that last statement worried Thomas, though he hoped it didn't show on his face.
dark-humor
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