Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.
If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!
He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.
If I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry Potter didn't have to worry about traffic.You relize Harry Potter isn't real, right? Of course, but he could be. I mean, maybe not Harry Potter, but someone like him. Who's to say?
Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.
That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies.
I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.
Almost everybody I know has died, Grandma said. Bunch of wimps.
I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. Killing is wrong. We kill chickens, Mr. Wexler said. We kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers. It was hard to argue with that kind of logic because I like cows and chickens and trees much better than drug dealers.
My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco,
Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.
Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even days of the month, so to date we've been spared commitment.
There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.
Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum
On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time.