Two bricks, parallel and horizontal, equals an equal sign.?
A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rules determine whom the brick favors.
A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of ten cases, it was more effective than Viagra. The tenth case was found to contain a lot of cash, and the participant made off with the money without completing the study.?
A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss the easy to find cell phone size of the 1980s.
A brick could be affixed under one of your shoes, to give your walk a limp that makes people more sympathetic towards you. Gimps get all the girls. ?
A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.?
A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make your house not only feel like a home, but less drafty too.?
A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military? If no, why are you acting like a brick??
A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, and if you drink enough, you can even make love to it.?
A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the construction of a house. But just like wearing your boxers on the outside of your pants, if you reverse them you get further in society.?
A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. With a brick, the past is the future.?
A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and intellectually.?
A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.?
A brick can become a trip to Breckenridge, if you get hit on the head with one and get knocked unconscious.?
A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training, to provide resistance and increase strength and endurance. Those very same ropes could be used to tie me to my bed, to keep me from falling asleep.?
A blanket could represent change, and a brick represents consistency. Do you embrace the blanket, or the brick??
A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.?
A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.?
A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.?
A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically, but also psychologically, would be to stuff a dead rat in the hole.?
A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option. ?
A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the brick and pretending everything will work itself out is not going to transform it into a wall. ?
A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.?
A blanket, no matter how thin, could be sliced thinner, and in this way one blanket could be used to keep a multitude of people warm. But not that warm.?
A blanket, when taken to the top of a mountain and laid flat, could be painted orange and used as a landing pad for when the aliens come to earth to save humanity. The only problem is, with it being painted orange, what if the construction workers arrive before the extraterrestrials??