A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option. ?
A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the brick and pretending everything will work itself out is not going to transform it into a wall. ?
A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.?
A blanket, no matter how thin, could be sliced thinner, and in this way one blanket could be used to keep a multitude of people warm. But not that warm.?
A blanket, when taken to the top of a mountain and laid flat, could be painted orange and used as a landing pad for when the aliens come to earth to save humanity. The only problem is, with it being painted orange, what if the construction workers arrive before the extraterrestrials??
A blanket can be a meditation device. If the blanket is white, and you stare at it, you can blank out your mind and find peace within yourself.?
A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric.?
A brick could be used to direct traffic. Use a brick from the scene of the accident, where some driver ran into a brick wall. ?
The word Building makes a completed structure seem under construction. Once a building is finished, it should be called a Built. Similarly, a brick is complete in and of itself, but it is also a part of the process of building, and a part of the end result, a newly constructed built. ?
A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off.?
A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.?
A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightly news. Not only would it be more honest, but it also would be more entertaining and thought provoking.?
A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. ?
A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch. ?
A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and my new best guy friend.?