The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.
Jasper Fforde
If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.
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Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.
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You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library.' She pointed to the shelf opposite. 'Over there was, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe.
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The Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.
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Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.
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Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable.
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Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
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History has rewritten itself so many times I'm not really sure how it was to begin with -- it's a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it's been repainted eight times.
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Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.
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Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just.. Well, differently moraled, that's all.
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Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
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Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.
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I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!
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Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.
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