People read me but they don't subscribe.
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
I model irregular clothing.