Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
Jeaniene Frost
I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.
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Kitty need's a tounge bath
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funny bones cat
Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom.. Mom hates foreigners! - Cat
I know I'm delicious. Nummy... Nummy.-Vlad
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.. You don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.
You. Me. Exorcist.-Bones
funny bones
A human hires a hit man to kill his cousin for money, boring. That same hit man botches the job twice, funny. Then?the desperate hit man sends a ghoul after the girl to finish things up, my curiosity's piqued. That same ghoul ends up with his head cut off by a mysterious redhead... Ah. Now I'm interested.
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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
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I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.
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Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.
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We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie
Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?
Playing with fire Kitten?
Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts. Bones to Gregor
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