Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.
Jeaniene Frost
I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.
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Kitty need's a tounge bath
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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
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I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.
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We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie
Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?
Playing with fire Kitten?
Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts. Bones to Gregor
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Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!
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You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.
First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.
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You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.
Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones
Well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.
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