It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Writing science labs is a simple task. You just have to list facts down and a write conclusion based on your facts. Like this one: You have scalpel, and a frog. Stab the frog with a scalpel. The conclusion: The frog is dead.
Why isn't there mouseflavored cat food?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Is there another word for synonym?