The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.
I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.
You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my warped label with pride.
Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.
Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.