I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.
Jim Butcher
So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?
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They don't make morgues with windows. In fact, if the geography allows for it, they hardly ever make morgues above the ground. I guess it's partly because it must be eisier to refrigerate a bunch of coffin-sized chambers in a room insulated by the earth. But that can't be all there is to it. Under the earth means a lot more than relative altitude. It's where dead things fit. Graves are under the earth. So are Hell, Gehenna, Hades, and a dozen other reported afterlives. Maybe it says somthing about people. Maybe for us, under the earth is a subtle and profound statement. Maybe ground level provides us with a kind of symbolic boundary marker, an artificial construct that helps us remember that we are alive. Mabye it helps us push death's shadow back from our lives.I live in a basement apartment and like it. What does that say about me?Probably that I overanalyze things.
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Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.
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Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.
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How long have you been a Wiccan?''A what?''A pagan. A witch.''I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?''Wizard has a Z'He looked at me blankly.'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.
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If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.
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I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.
Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
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Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar
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We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.
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You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.
In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!
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You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.
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Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.
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