Sorry. Didn't mean to step on any dead toes.
J.L. McCoy
I stood up in a flash and flushed a light shade of furious.
funny humor anger vampire
You know.. Acting like a dick.. Won't make yours any bigger.
funny humor vampire
I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.
I'll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don't accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth.
funny humor vampire lust
Is this bitch crazy? I don't want to 'accidentally' drown
What did you think was going to ensue when you chose Hagan's big ass to train me? That guy is wicked fierce and a total badass.
funny humor vampire fighting
Oh, shut up Hagan. I'm not doing it for you; I'm doing it for me. I don't want your blood getting all over my outfit.
Um, she'll take your number if you're single
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