Joe Garagiola Quotes

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an everchanging cast.

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One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

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The safest place would be in the fairway.

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I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

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The White Sox (early 60s) are rightly called the 'Hitless Wonders' -- their idea of offense is a walk, an error and a hurricane.

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I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

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