has paid him so well, he's hired a camera crew to follow him around on tour. The edited results appear on his website (JoeRogan.net) in regular installments called the ''JoeShow.
The Howard Stern Show.
I've known that guy for over 10 years, and he's been stealing jokes and denying it from Day One, ... Joke thieves are a huge problem in the stand-up comedy community, and every now and then one of them becomes successful. That's what you're looking at here with 'Carlos.'
I believe that we're doing the right thing. The press doesn't agree with the president on these things. The people I speak to assure me he is doing the right thing.
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
People for the most part can smell lies.
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
People are scared man, they're scared of the void.