I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.
Joey Comeau
I think the best life would be one that's lived off the grid. No bills, your name in no government databases. No real proof you're even who you say you are, aside from, you know, being who you say you are. I don't mean living in a mountain hut with solar power and drinking well water. I think nature's beautiful and all, but I don't have any desire to live in it. I need to live in a city. I need pay as you go cell phones in fake names, wireless access stolen or borrowed from coffee shops and people using old or no encryption on their home networks. Taking knife fighting classes on the weekend! Learning Cantonese and Hindi and how to pick locks. Getting all sorts of skills so that when your mind starts going, and you're a crazy raving bum, at least you're picking their pockets while raving in a foreign language at smug college kids on the street. At least you're always gonna be able to eat.
life
Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.
uncertainty knowledge humility
I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No. Cheap suits that we won't mind ruining. Then if we're caught by the police, well, think how amazing we'll look! All bloody and torn and grizzled. Plus, suits look official. They would add an air of credibility to our campaign of blood drenched disproportionate responses.
funny humor violence
Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.
kissing
I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it.
people
choice numbers life
I had a shirt made up that says, I consistently make poor life choices. The shirt was not very popular.
choice life
There are jobs I could work, temp jobs, call center jobs, tech support, if I had to. I have before, and I suspect that there will be times in my life when I have to get those jobs again, when I have to make ends meet. But I don't have another career waiting for me. I don't want another career.
life work thetimes time theend
Sometimes I think dent-resistant side panels are a waste of money, but then I remember ladies be always throwing themselves at my car, and titties can wreak havoc on a paint job.
car money
I'm tired of the moral high ground. We've already got more than our share of Gandhis in the movement. We need a General Patton. No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for HIS country.
war
When the end comes, I hope it's as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we've never seen before.
theend
Live for today you retarded little shit. The end is near.
I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
DEATH TO THE CARTOON HETEROSEXUAL PARADIGM.
death
Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it.
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