Men are disgusting and, left to their own devices, they will affront the central tenets of human decency - and laugh uproariously at it
Tip to all British tabloids: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone. I repeat: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone.
The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good.
[American] liberalism today sees no realm of human life that is beyond political significance, from what you eat to what you smoke to what you say.
I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin.
What is more likely? That tomorrow will be called 'Thursday' or that Maxine Waters will play the race card in her ethics investigation?
Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!
I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings.
One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.
I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!
Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday.
Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.
But if the choice is a cool president and 8 or 10 percent unemployment in a declining economy and a country that seems to be going in the wrong direction and structural unemployment for young people at 50 percent, I'd rather have a dorky president who fixed those problems.
There was no intellectual movement in American history called social Darwinism. The people who were supposedly the leaders of the social Darwinist movement never embraced something called social Darwinism. It didn't exist.
I would also say Barack Obama has spent much, much, much, much more money than the Republicans.