Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard
Josh Stern
Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled
life death absurd
If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith
funny humor faith pretty dessert well
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school
funny humor history school summer forget
When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door
relationships
My recipe for success: Have someone else do it
success
There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label
funny humor truth wine
Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle
women need reason me
Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them
women funny humor murder suicide
Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity
women scent electricity
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The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1
experience absurd
Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are
funny humor rape date absurd
I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free
funny humor kids free absurd
It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!.. That's a real talent
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Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast
funny humor drive absurd everything
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