But it's hard to be hip over thirty When everyone else is nineteen, When the last dance we learned was the Lindy, And the last we heard, girls who looked like Barbra Streisand Were trying to do something about it.
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in love again.
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead
I could be such a wonderful wife to another wifes husband.
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it.
Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
If his mother was drowning and I was drowning and he had to choose one of us to save, He says he'd save me.
Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
We will have to give up the hope that, if we try hard, we somehow will always do right by our children. The connection is imperfect. We will sometimes do wrong.