Colin decided then and there that the female mind was a strange and incomprehensible organ - one which no man should even attempt to understand. There wasn't a woman alive who could go from point A to B without stopping at C, D, X, and 12 along the way.
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She'd met Colin on a Monday. She'd kissed him on a Friday. Twelve years later. She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.
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And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you.
You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one -Henrietta Barett
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Anthony looked down at his evil clutches -- hands, he reminded himself, hands -- and grinned anew.
And, she was able to tell herself with some satisfaction, the man in question - one Colin Bridgerton - felt precisely the same way. His earth shook, his heart leaped, and Penelope knew without a doubt that his breath was taken away as well. For a good ten seconds. Falling off a horse tended to do that to a man.
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Blake took a small roll from the tray on the table, then put it back in favor of a larger one. And maybe a little butter. It certainly couldn't hurt. And jam.. No, he drew the line at jam. She was a spy, after all.
This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me.
He smacked the heel of his hand against his forhead, as if that could knock the mental picture out of his head. Hell, he though irritably, he didn't want to knock the image just out of his head. He wanted to send it clear across the room and out the window.
If someone loved you -someone decent and kind that is- you had a responsibility not to trample all over her heart. And while he had no intention of hurting Emma, he knew that he could injure her just by not loving her back. Of course, maybe, he did love her back. But then again, maybe she didn't love him in the first place. She hadn't actually said as much. He couldn't very well love someone back if she didn't love him first. He could, however, love her first. And that meant that he was going to have to convince her to love him back. But the question was moot anyway because he hadn't yet decided to love her. Or had he?
It's only through sheer force and luck that she's yet to take over the world.
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To call that writing, madam, is an insult to quills and ink across the world.
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My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband.-Penelope Featherington
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Milk? Lady Bridgerton asked. Thank you, Gareth replied. No sugar, if you please. Hyacinth takes hers with three, Gregory said, reaching for a piece of shortbread. Why, Hyacinth ground out, would he care?Well, Gregory replied, taking a bite and chewing, he is your special friend.
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