I could eat a knob at night.
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
A dog has got human eyes.
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to het rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archeologist went and dug it all up.
This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.