Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.
The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
I wouldn't say when you've seen one Western you've seen the lot; but when you've seen the lot you get the feeling you've seen one
Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.
I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head.
The great rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?
People get a bad impression of it by continually trying to treat it as if it was a bank clerk, who ought to be on time on Tuesday next, instead of philosophically seeing it as a painter, who may do anything so long as you don't try to predict what.
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.
I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.