You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.
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Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.
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.. You've experienced the single scene out there - it's blood test and background checks and references and 'Please pee in this cup before we can go on a date' screenings, all clinical and stripped bare of any romance.
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Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.
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Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.
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You think I am very cute, you think me sexy, as well. I can read your thoughts, remember. I hoisted myself up and slid across his body. You are conceited, arrogant, and domineering, everything I dislike in a man. And you are independent, stubborn, and heedless, everything I dislike in a women. I slid my hands under his back and kissed his dampened lips. So why is it that I love you so much? He smiled a smug, masculine little smile and captured my legs with his. Because I love you, and to be loved by a Dark One is enough for any woman.I pinched him in a particularly vulnerable spot and allowed him to kiss me with all the sexy arrogance he had. [ Christian
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His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?[ Christian to Allegra, pg. 152 ]
.. My soul bleeding tears of anguish
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My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.
Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.
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