A stereotype becomes a stereotype when a significant percentage of the population appears to conform to it.
books
He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid.
Remembering. Forgetting. I'm not sure which is worse.
friendshiplosspaintso-love
Dont talk to the crazy kids. I longed to shout back that we weren't crazy. I'd mistaken her kid for a ghost, that's all.
ghostthe-summoningtso-funny
You forget, darling.I the local psychopath.
humortso-funny
Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.
alliterationhumortso-funnywerewolves
We scarified a mosquito. I bet that's what did it. It was probably a virgin too.
clayhumortso-funny
Another night then,' Mom said. 'Maybe on the weekend we can have a barbecue and invite your sister.' 'Or,' I said turning to Rafe, 'if you want to skip the whole awkward meet-the-family social event you could just submit your life story including your view on politics religion and every social issue imaginable along with anything else you think they might need to conduct a thorough background check.' Mom sighed. 'I really don't know why we even bother trying to be subtle around you.' 'Neither do I. It's not like he isn't going to realize he's being vetted as daughter-dating material.' Rafe grinned. 'So we are dating.' 'No. You have to pass the parental exam first. It'll take you awhile to compile the data. They'd like it in triplicate.' I turned to my parents. 'We have Kenjii. We have my cell phone. Since we aren't yet officially dating I'm sure you'll agree that's all the protection we need.' Dad choked on his coffee.
humorkelley-armstrongthe-gatheringtso-funny
I got to eavesdrop at a window. As Clay said, I did have another option. I could wait in the car and let them fill me in later. So, eavesdropping it was.
elenahumourtso-funny
The rottweiler stood his ground and waited for me to take the next step in the dance of ritualized intimidation. Instead, I leaped at him. Screw ritual. Now was not the time to stand on ceremony.
elena-michaelshumourtso-funny
I want you to have big dreams, big goals. I want you to strive to achieve them. But I don't want to see you beating yourself up every time you make a mistake.
inspirationalsupportsupporterstso-love
So consider your options, make your choice and call me home.
inspiration
It was completely fifth garde and completely silly and I loved it, because he wasn't afraid to be silly. It was like kissing him first - I could do whatever I wanted and not have to worry what he'd think of me.
relationshipstso-love
What's next? If there are vampires in there, they probably drink artificial blood plasma substitute.
vampires
Common courtesy dictates that we never drain the lifeblood of anyone to whom we've been formally introduced.