I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS Salisbury steak anyway? And where do they hunt or harvest the salisburies?
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I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.
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I'm an open book. But some of the pages are stuck together.
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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.. Unless it instead snaps your spine. Then it makes you a paraplegic.
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One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.
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Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.
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I am overweight. But to me, it's fat. I don't have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. When I look in the mirror I don't plunge into a depression and stick my finger down my throat or carve FAT in my arm with a pickle fork. I can appreciate when I look good aside from the weight. Sometimes I might say, And a few times, after checking my appearance in the mirror before a date, I'd say, And I know if I ever could get the extra tonnage off, I'd be the first one to parade around in my underwear, or have no qualms about getting naked with a hottie, while the lights were still on in the room.
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When I am alone, my table manners are rather piggish, but i suppose that's because I don't eat at a table, I eat at my desk. Which could be considered a table, except we tend to define things by their function, and this particular surface is a desk, so perhaps is unfair.
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That's like leaping off a precipice and trying to knit yourself a parachute on the way down.
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