His attitude, though always bad, has changed since he helped me prep the Pandora charm for Morgan. He thinks I'm falling for her, as ridiculous as that sounds, and he might be tempted to take matters into his hands.
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Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.
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Most of the upper management of I.S. Were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.
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Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.
God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)
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Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate.
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You look like the vamp who bled the cat.
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Rachel knew what she was doing. And when she didn't, she could improvise on the fly, coming up with options that left a lot of collateral damage but usually only hurt herself, not the people around her. It was one of the things he would never admit that he admired about her.
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