Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.
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You gotta find what you like and let it kill you.
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The best fiction is true.
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You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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A happy childhood.. Is the worst possible preparation for life.
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I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
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