Ah, damn it, lass,'he called after her. 'I've busted my stitches wide open.''What?'she cried, hurrying back to him. 'Let me see!''Ah-ha!' He snared her around the waist, dragging her down with him to his lap.'You still care for me!
Kresley Cole
Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.
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You said you'd give me half an hour!''And you said you'd satisfy me whenever I wanted it. I want it now.' He removed is jacket. 'Drop the towel.''I-I never agreed to be naked!
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You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!
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Darwin says people like you need to die. (Carrow)
Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you. Because any other female would!
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A man would know the women he was meant to be with because she made him weak. Till he claimed her and she made him strong.
You've maddened me for you.. Have changed everything. So, I'm going to f*ck you long and hard, beauty, because if I'm to be enslaved by you-I want to be your master as well.
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Emma turned to him, bottom lip trembling. For me? Always for you. All things for you. He coughed into his fist All your own.
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Regin the Radiant and Emmaline Troy: 'Alrighty then, have it your way- you're on your own.. Now, if you come across a leech, no offense, remember your training.''None taken. And would that be the sword training where you fly past my defenses and swat me on the ass, chirping, 'Dead!'? Another swat. 'Dead!'? Yeah, I'll get right on that.''No, that would be the training where you sprint like hell whenever you hear that I'm looking for you to train.
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He pointed a shaking finger at her. 'You,' he growled. She jerked glances over both of her shoulders looking for the unfortunate You he was addressing. Her. Holy shite, this madman had settled on her.
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The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.
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It's a sweet setup, I'll admit. For all that the maids STILL show up each day with jumbo crucifixes, jumpy movements, and red eyes from crying over the short straw that drew them vampire duty.' Yesterday, she'd just stopped herself from raising her clenched hands above her head and chasing one of them around the room groaning, 'I vant to suck your blood.
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Too bad, Elizabeth. You're Stuck with me. Not for a few decades, not for centuries. You're tied to me forever. That boy and girl offspring you talked off? They'll come from me--or no one.
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Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman.
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