Just hear me out. While you were napping, I was busy chatting up our allies. Didn't you know--your woman's a golden-tongued ambassador! My sisters always said I graduated from the shock-and-awe school of diplomacy, but joke 'em if they can't take a fuck, right?
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Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you. Because any other female would!
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His debtors always assumed he'd demand their firstborn. Like I'm fucking Rumpelstiltskin? What would Lothaire do with countless squalling babes? Raise them in a kennel?
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Aidan from the past: He took her hands in his bloodied, callused ones. Accept me? His eyes glowed, his lashes spiked from rain. Declan in the present: He gripped her nape. I fuckin love you, Regin! Rain spiked his lashes as he gazed down at her, commanding her, Love me back!
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He sat up, going still. Am I wearing a wife-beater, Lizvetta? He gaped down. Oh, come on!Lothaire
He's like six hundred years younger than you are. I refuse to be the moral compass of our cell! Most weekends I have an intoxispell bong attached to my mouth like a respirator. I love scatological humor, and I list 'pranks involving nuclear waste' and 'making demons eat things' as my hobbies.
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Yo, Dekko, who do I gotta blow around here to get a shower?
It felt bizarre to be ignored in general, much less by an embodiment of Aidan--who used to stare at her so hard that he'd run into trees.
Lothaire: Everywhere Lothaire went, people stopped and stared. Of course, then they usually ran.
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Regin: I finally understand what a dickie-do is. Your gut does stick out more than your dickie do.
Face it, Nat, this is one tiger who will never be jumping through your flaming hoop--
Don't stop kissing me, vampire, or I will kill you.
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