A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
A man convinced against his will is not convinced.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.