People knock ASBOs but you have to bear in mind they are the only qualification some of these kids are going to get.
English people may like to substitute a sponge cake at this point.
He's been released to the - I must say - somewhat cryogenic embrace of Mary. He went forth - a big great snog - and she just swerved in a way that none of our English Cricket Team are able to do. The message was loud and clear. You've heard this many times from prostitutes, Jeffrey. No kissing!
My favourite ever headline was Worksop Man Dies Of Natural Causes.
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
I sort of sympathise with them looking for weapons of mass destruction, because I'm like that with scissors. Honestly, I just turn the house upside down. Of course the difference is, I know I have got some scissors.
Another panellist (Clive Anderson) suggested, Don't give him the oxygen of publicity. I'm not that happy with him having the oxygen of oxygen, actually, Linda replied.