Marriage would change hardly anything between us, except that we would end our arguments in a much more satisfying way. And of course I would have extensive legal rights over your body, your property, and all your individual freedoms, but I don't see what's so alarming about that.
Lisa Kleypas
Friends are the support bras of life.
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Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire. ~ Liberty Jones
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I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.-Ella Varner
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One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.
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A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.
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Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish?
Her chances of a decent marriage were about to be dashed-and all because of a ferret.
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