Would be a soldier, and he would change the slogan from Don't ask, don't tell to Don't fuck with me, queen!
Although it might be that we can't expect change overnight, there was really a rapid shift in the way we view politics.
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
So they cancelled our show, and gave the time slot to Drew Carey, because he's so skinny.
I am not gonna die because some network executive thought I was fat! It's so wrong! It's so wrong that women are asked to live up to this skinny ideal that is totally unattainable. For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!
No matter what these terrorists do, I refuse to be terrorized. All this requires is just a few alterations in our day to day lives. For example, my first instinct when I receive an envelope full of white powder.. Is to snort it! I just won't do that this time!
I urge you all today, especially today in these times of terrorism and chaos to love yourselves without reservation and to love each other without restraint. Unless you're into leather; then by all means, use restraints.
I gave a LOT of unnecessary head. And I know that guys are going to argue with me about this. Oh, Margaret, there's no such thing as unnecessary head! All head is necessary! All head is wanted and needed in the world. I run a home for unnecessary head.
As you read their names, imagine who they loved, who loved them, and those those left behind cope now without them. They're never coming home. Never.
San Francisco fucking rules. I am so proud of my home town for legalizing gay marriage, sending gays and lesbians down to the city by the Bay that was built on rock and roll to tie the knot.
Women and eating disorders have such a long history, but now I see it happening to gay men. And when it comes to anorexia, bulimia, body dysmorphia, gay men are far worse than women. They take it way more seriously. Why diet when you can take crystal meth?
It's just that it's been my experience in having sex with some straight men that the sex is over when he gets off. And I don't accept that. I want to have an orgasm. Not right now! This is the Isaac Stern Auditorium! No, I want to have one. I'll put a chalk board over the bed. One.. One.
I am fighting when I'm sleeping. In my dreams, I must slay the dragon of European heterosexual male society, then I wake up in the morning and be an activist.
The Chippendale's dancers are gay. They're gay. Because there is no such thing as a straight man with visible abdominal muscles. You have to suck cock to get that kind of muscle definition. It doesn't work for women. You know, I tried, OK?
Self-hatred is a devastatingly difficult habit to break, especially when we are mostly unaware of it.