People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
I was skiing in Deer Valley and there's no people of color up there, and I'm up there, skiing, trying to fit in like an asshole, and I have an instructor and he goes, Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but you have a tendency to bow into your skis. Fuck you! And then I fell.
I had a colonic irrigation in this clinic in Santa Monica, because people in Los Angeles cannot do anything for themselves, much less take a shit.
I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else.
Talking to John Kerry is like talking to an Ent. You know, the tree people from Lord of the Rings... I believe that all Americans should have affordable healthcare...
That motherfucker be ORANGE....I am not against people of color, but that is a fucked-up color. I think that him and Donatella Versace, they gonna start a whole new race of Oompa-Loompa.
People are surprised at the depth of resentment against Asian Americans, but it never shocks me. We are the object of hatred not only for the things we do but just being who we are, ching chong chinamen.
What is deeply distressing is the incredible number of people who are vehemently opposed to equality, and the need for them to deny gay rights simply because they cannot bear the thought of gays having rights.
Ultimately a government cannot defeat its people, no matter how much power they assume or how corrupt they are. For us, there is only opportunity.
The people I choose to admire are not necessarily popular, not necessarily terribly well known, but they each have something to offer me, a lesson, a cautionary tale, an idea, an inspiration.
I have to watch the news and movies about the people who I am not, then translate my struggle in order to make it palatable for those people who dont have to march but are sympathetic to my voice.
I love America. I'm not moving. It's cool. I just dont like seeing dead people.
What people need to understand is pussy is the Front Door to Life. Do you get that? Nobody ever thinks about it like that in the dusty ancient cabinet of old white men that think they know everything.