Always obey your parents when they are present.
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Youth, large, lusty, loving Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination
I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics.
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
A proverb in the time of Saint Bernard
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep and never to refrain when awake.