Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
There warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it's cool. If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different.
Herodotus says, Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.
Try as you may, you don't get down as you would from a horse, you get down as you would from a house afire. You make a spectacle of yourself every time.
Not a single right is indestructible: a new might can at any time abolish it, hence, man possesses not a single permanent right. God is Might (and He is shifty, malicious, and uncertain).
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.