A mean, tipsy, powerful, rotten-egg lady.
I am rich from the bequests other gifted people have seen fit to leave to me.
I find it next to impossible to remain politely silent when people prate to me about the glory of being given another chance to live happily ever after!
I have no use for people who hunt for what they call sport.
I'd stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up, I knew when I got into the box that I would lie! Again!
Most people call me Mercy. I like it.
So many people have really wanted to die. They seem ashamed to say so. I think it would help if they would say so.
The great people I've met always have time for the niceties.
There are zillions of people who say that alcoholism is a disease, but not many of them believe it.
I don't think the Hollywood community is interested in what I can do. That's all right. I've never looked for a job in my life, and I'm not going to start now. I have plenty to keep me busy.
I have reached a state in life where I can buy a whole house full of chairs and can bump into them until they are black and blue.
I have always had a lot more trouble with my truths than with my deceits.
Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.
At awards time, The Exorcist was nominated in 11 categories, everybody but the janitor was up for an Oscar. There was no category for what I did.
I've always had bronchitis. I've been administered the Sacrament of Death three times for it.