Love hurts worse than getting slammed by a 250-pound linebacker.
Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes, you divide the legs, and I'll multiply
How can you be in love with someone for forever and not be willing to take a chance when it finally hits you in the face like a linebacker?
You know, there's no more dangerous creature on Earth than the teenage girl.
Sometimes you have to give something up to get something better.
When unrequited love is the most expensive thing on the menu, sometimes you settle for the daily special.