I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.
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Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him.
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Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?
Misery, thy name is Mudslide
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She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up their lives to cover my conversationalist shortcomings.
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I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me.I will not drink it in a house, I will not drink it with a mouse. I will not drink ithere or there, I will not drink it anywhere, I wheezed, hoping I was able to communicate adequate sarcasm through the crippling belly cramps. Did you just quote Green Eggs and Ham?
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To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.
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Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.
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It felt like life had thrown a pie right in my face. And that pie was full of bricks.
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It took me awhile to learn the rules. OK, it took the librarian in me weeks of careful obsessive research to learn the rules. There was a label maker involved. I'd rather not go into it.
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Vampirism: (n) 1. The condition of being a vampire, marked by the need to ingestblood and extreme vulnerability to sunlight. 2. The act of preying upon others forfinancial or emotional gain. 3. A gigantic pain in the butt.
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Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil.
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Does Hallmark make a Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner card? I settled for How much do you remember?
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She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth.. Look, there they are.
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We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola's version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it was the combination of Keanu Reeves's British accent and Gary Oldman's elderly Count Dracula hairstyle. They're just misleading.
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