Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.
You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.
A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.
A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.