I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.
At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.
I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.
I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.
But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.
I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.
I was born in very sorry circumstances.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.
I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.