The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
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Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
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Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
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I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
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I have nothing to declare except my genius.
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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
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I like men who have a future and women who have a past
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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.
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A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.
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Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.
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Everything popular is wrong.
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
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