Yet I am stuck in the idea of romance, a dreamer; I want to actually fall in love with a man, then marry him
dreamer fall-in-love idea marry romance tso-love
It was time to bring out the world destructive weapons. It was now time to hit him where it would do the biggest damage, his pride.
destruction inner-self pride revenge strength weapons
Emotions are messy.
coming-to-terms emotions messy
Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.
karma sarcasm
Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a box of tissues and an empty gallon of ice cream by your side. Then afterwards to hit you for thinking she was seriously hoping you would be doing that.
crying funny humor ice-cream kidnapping sarcasm
Once I had her hand, I never wanted to let go of her.
cute holding-hands not-letting-go tso-love
Lord of the Muck.
funny humor revenge