I'm turning into a Ho
P.C. Cast
Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?
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If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik?
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Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches
But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.
Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said..
Easy. Peasy
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OhmygoodNESS!
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Check it out-this is a copy of a painting of a Greek High Priestess named Calliope. It says she was also the Poet Laureate after Sappho. Doesn't she look exactly like Cher?'Wow, that's insane. She does look just like young Cher,' Erin said. Yeah, before she started wearing those white wigs. What the hell's up with that?' Shaunee said. Damien gave the Twins a look. 'There is nothing wrong with Cher. Absolutely. Nothing.'Uh-oh,' Shaunee said. Stepped on a gay nerve,' Erin agreed.
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I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye!
Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'?
Yeah, fucknuts, its you. You're me. To get into this place, You're gonna have to kill me. Which is not gonna happen 'cause I'm not so cool with dying. What is gonna happen is that i'm gonna kick your ass and kill you dead.
And, as Stevie Rae would have said, Kalona was as wrong as manboobs.
He was chugging brown pop from a can Jack had handed him while he stuffed nacho cheese Doritos in his face. I was glad to see he looked lots better, almost completely like himself, which proves Doritos and brown pop really are health foods.
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At the last parent visitation night I'd sorta accidentally watched a majorly nightmarish scene between Aphrodite and her parents. Her dad's the mayor of Tulsa. Her mom might be Satan.
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