The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds they mature slowly.
I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.