Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.
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Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane
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Bite me, Goth princess, Shane called from the back. Not literally or anything. Maybe you should say that to Michael. Not funny, Eve, Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. Little bit, she said.
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They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest places,' Claire said, and sneezed.
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At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right?
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Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'It was the perfect motto for Morganville.
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My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.
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That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.
Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.
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Don't run I never liked fast food
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I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.'Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.'I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed. What, you think i actually loaded yours?'Eve flipped him off, and Claire laughed.(Kiss of Death, pg 301)
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Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne
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Jealous?Maybe. No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.
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You'd be surprised what people will do for money that they wouldn't do forlove. Myrnin.
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You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.
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