Bite me, Goth princess, Shane called from the back. Not literally or anything. Maybe you should say that to Michael. Not funny, Eve, Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. Little bit, she said.
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Don't run I never liked fast food
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Jealous?Maybe. No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.
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You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.
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Welcome to Morganville. You'll never want to leave. And even if you do.. Well, you can't. Sorry about that.
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He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.
You can't go around.. Licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just.. Unsanitary.
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Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.
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Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.
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