But before he could either comfort me or commit further acts of violence upon my person, I spun away from him and made my drama queen moment complete by running away.
Rachel Hawkins
Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?
funny sophie
Um.. Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--
funny humor archer sophie
No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.
funny sarcastic
But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.
funny humor
I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus.. Oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically. What can I say? I read a lot of books.
No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.
funny humor sexy archer sophie
Mom always liked to say that we hardly ever know the decisions we make that change our lives, mostly because they are little ones. You took this bus instead of that one and ended up meeting your soul mate, that kind of thing. But there was no doubt in my mind that this was one of those life-changing moments.
life decisions choices-and-consequences
Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.
cake evil
Jenna slipped in wearing an outfit that I can only describe as Hello Kitty Goes Goth.
funny humor fashion
I'm not sure whether you're confident or delusional, but thanks anyway.
friends
It sucks that we miss people like that. You think you've accepted that someone is out of your life, that you've grieved and it's over, and then bam. One little thing, and you feel like you've lost that person all over again.
loss grief
Okay, fine. But just so you know, following me into hell means you're all definitely the sidekicks.
hell archer sophie
violence archer sophie running-away
Why had my life suddenly become a Nancy Drew mystery from hell?
ya favorite ya-paranormal
Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea.
dad tea sophie
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